This isn’t a post about fashion, or technology, nor is it part of this weeks FashionTech Industry Report. You might argue that it doesn’t belong here on this site, but like I always say, “I’m Publisher, Bitch.”

Berkeley High Junior Noah St. John is someone to take note of. Only 16 years old, he was raised by a lesbian couple in Shakespearean theater and may very well prove to be one of the greatest poets of our time.

With a novelist and rhetoric expert for parents, his stage performances are uninhibited and put nothing off-limits.

At the age of 13 in 2009, he earned straight 10s with a poem about masturbation:

In 2010 he destroyed a room by confessing his love for his 5th grade teacher:

He dubbed himself a “Lesbian Prince” with a poem about his mothers:

In 2011, he gave a disturbingly awesome speech about his crush on a girl:

And in 2012, he earned NPR’s Snap Judgement of the Year with this moving speech about his family:

Then he closed the show both singing and performing martial arts: